So BJ and I just got back from a night expedition of setting rat traps around the property. We have probably collectively caught about 28 rats over the course of last 3 months. They have eaten a good 30% of our tomatoes, devoured our new pakistani mulberry tree down to stubs, crapped on our shelves, munched our compost, stolen our peanut butter traps and generally have given us the middle finger every chance they possibly can. Now if you are a Jainist, or a hardcore Vegan I aopologize for what I am about to say. If I could press a magic button and electrocute the bastards off our property I would. And mind you I consider myself a pretty compassionate guy. I save spiders and carefully remove them from bathtubs to the safety of the outdoors. I used to live catch mice at our old house and take them to a local canyon to be released. (Come to think of it maybe I was releasing them in Radion Canyon). I was a vegetarian on moral grounds for almost 13 years. I idolize Gandhi and have heard the Dalai Lama speak in Central Park. My compassion credentials run deep. However I also am a firm believer in situational ethics and I pride my self on being an occasional hypocrite. So yes I don't get along with rats. Well except my pet rat Merlin in 6th grade but he could do tricks and didn't eat my tomatoes.
I must admit my hatred for rats goes back to the late 90's in Indonesia when a rat we tried to posion in our thatched hut ate through a hand carved bamboo drum I had bought just a week before. I still have it in our room.
The eradication of rats on Radio Acres is a now a nightly past time. So instead of stressing anymore about our nocturnal nemesis I decided to let my feeling out like my Psychologist tells me to do. She says I have musophobia or murophobia but I don't believe her. I have shared dark dreams with her about rats spontaneously combusing on our property. I hope I can make it through this.
What about your cats you ask. Well Tilly the white cat had a tramatic childhood and she is better at catching leaves, and Sylvia is eating to much cat food and prefers to catch baby birds and baby gophers. We do have a new cat (Spooky) that might be a better strategic hunter when we let him outside. We will have to wait on that one. So for now we will have to set traps. If you have a better idea for the time being let us know.
As Tom Waits said " You can drive out nature with a pitchfork but it always comes roaring back again...."
Discalimer: We never use poison because of bioaccumulation (posion moving up through the food chain). We also have owls and hawks fly through the property regularally which is why we choose traps.
****We only use Certified organic peanut butter to snap their necks and the wood for the traps is sustainably harvested, FSC Certified and made in America by union workers.